Soon, the series goes into overdrive with story lines about corrupt cops, horny neighbours, dwarfs, whores, circus animals, and triangular and quadrilateral relationships that are so complex that digital family trees are needed to clarify who is doing it with whom. The bling bling associated with his music style results in a ‘plot’ that revolves around adultery, weapons and beautiful babes.

Kelly himself plays the unfortunate protagonist and, along with the other actors, mimes the lyrics, sung in perfectly oiled vocal chords. The title refers to the lover who has to hide in a closet when his mistress’s husband arrives on the scene out of the blue. In essence, Trapped in the Closet is an endless R & B song, on one monotonous bass beat, without chorus and with the structure of a soap series, including a cliff hanger at the end of each episode. Kelly started Trapped in the Closet, a five-part video clip with a continuous storyline that grew into a rap opera of initially 12 and then 22 chapters. Kelly had a (sex) scandal to match, even involving minors on occasion. I believe I can fly, If I could turn back the hands of time, Thoia Thoing: For every hit, soul ballad or horny bedroom smash hit, R. Robert Sylvester Kelly (born in 1967) is one of the most successful and controversial R & B stars of his generation. Kelly's largely kitchen-based 'Hip-Hopera' are a cult. Now he's at the closet - Now he's opening the closet.

The Texan answers, 'Yes', and he orders the barman to line up 10 pints of Guinness.“He looks at the closet - I pull out my Beretta - He walks up to the closet - He comes up to the closet. Thirty minutes later, he shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back.' The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan's offer. He shouts, 'I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin'fools.

̩̩⋆̩*̣̩˚̣̣⁺̣‧୨୧୨୧ ꧁*｡ﾟFri, *｡ﾟ꧂ Irish Drinking Explanation Siobhan followed her husband to the public house, 'How can you come here', she said, taking a sip of his pint of Guinness, 'and drink that awful stuff?' 'Now!' he cried, 'And you always thought I was out enjoying meself.' Texan visits Galway - Classic Irish Drinking Joke A Texan walks into a pub in Galway, Ireland and raises his voice to the crowd of drinkers.

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